jumping up and down didn't help much
thrilling game tonight. went into the half up 4-2.
with three minutes left, we were down 7-5.
from amazing luck and tenacity, we scored three goals in the last three minutes to win 8-7.
at the end of the first half, i experienced every male athlete's worst experience: took a shot right in the babymaker. was closing in on a defender. he cleared the ball. i took a direct hit from about five feet away.
someone told me that jumping up and down helps ease the pain. well, i guess it helps promote blood flow. but jumping up and down didn't help much. i managed to crawl off the field. i knelt behind a lamp post and started to dry heave. thankfully, that was the worst of it.
actually managed to play in the second half, about fifteen minutes later.
i rate this the second worst hit ever. i took a similar shot junior year from greg gies. that one left me on ground for ten minutes.
with three minutes left, we were down 7-5.
from amazing luck and tenacity, we scored three goals in the last three minutes to win 8-7.
at the end of the first half, i experienced every male athlete's worst experience: took a shot right in the babymaker. was closing in on a defender. he cleared the ball. i took a direct hit from about five feet away.
someone told me that jumping up and down helps ease the pain. well, i guess it helps promote blood flow. but jumping up and down didn't help much. i managed to crawl off the field. i knelt behind a lamp post and started to dry heave. thankfully, that was the worst of it.
actually managed to play in the second half, about fifteen minutes later.
i rate this the second worst hit ever. i took a similar shot junior year from greg gies. that one left me on ground for ten minutes.
posted by Wintermute at 10:24 PM
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do you seriously call your penis a "babymaker"?????
not really. usually whatever hunter's mom wants to call it is fine.
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