presenting: the ben and locke variety hour!

now that lost is over, i'm not sure what to do. i suppose that the debate will live on via various blogs and fansites.

in the meantime, it will be interesting to see what new shows the actors do next. i have a few ideas (i'll use their character names so everyone knows who i'm referencing):

• ben and locke team up for a smothers brothers-type variety hour. ben plays the straight man while locke makes lots of jokes of at his expense. sample: ben, "man, traffic really killed me today. locke, "you mean like you killed me in season five?" cue audience applause.
• jack rotates through a variety of medical procedural shows, starting with grey's anatomy. he bangs every chick on grey's, and tells each one, "just because you know what my tatoos say doesn't mean you know they mean."
• hurley spins off a show in which the Island becomes Fantasy Island: the Next Generation. the island: TNG starts every episode with walt saying, "de plane, boss, de plane," as a new plane breaks up over the island.
• everyone who was in the church meets up on lie to me as guests, like when the harlem globetrotters would be on scooby doo, or the jetsons visited the flintstones.
• miles and sawyer go for the big screen as they reprise their sideways roles in a new lethal weapon-meets-starsky and hutch-meets-die hard buddy cop movie. sawyer goes back and forth between juliet, charlotte and kate. multiple sequels ensue, and every one features him uttering, "son of a bitch," as his catch-phrase, making it the new "i'm too old for this shit."