priceless

two tickets to your wife's 10 yr reunion: $180

toll booth on the mid-bay bridge: $5

bar tab: $23


value of bouquet received after your wife wins runner-up in the "best looking-female" superlative category: $32


finding out that the chick who won first place has a kid (allegedly with a married man), lives at home with her parents, and is a substitute teacher: priceless