other niceville reunion highlights
recreating the pre-prom shot in your date's family room:
proof that some things never change: the cool kids had their own table:
this dude was the pimpest guy in the entire town. first, he was dressed in LEATHER head to toe. leather shirt. leather jacket. leather pants. leather hat. second, he is the manager at a nude resort. third, he had cat's eye contact lens:
mrs. wintermute with some friends:
overall, we had a good time. kind of a rip-off, though, at $90 a plate. the food was a mediocre buffet and there was a cash bar (i mean, for $90 i expect a fricking open bar!).
on the way there, mrs. wintermute laid down some ground rules for the night.
thing to minimize:
proof that some things never change: the cool kids had their own table:
this dude was the pimpest guy in the entire town. first, he was dressed in LEATHER head to toe. leather shirt. leather jacket. leather pants. leather hat. second, he is the manager at a nude resort. third, he had cat's eye contact lens:
mrs. wintermute with some friends:
overall, we had a good time. kind of a rip-off, though, at $90 a plate. the food was a mediocre buffet and there was a cash bar (i mean, for $90 i expect a fricking open bar!).
on the way there, mrs. wintermute laid down some ground rules for the night.
thing to minimize:
- don't bring up dragon-con, sci-fi conventions, or my love for star wars
- don't make lots of inside jokes, including catch phrases like "flipping out like a ninja"
- don't try copping a feel once i get a few beers in me
- i went to harvard
- i'm gainfully employed in a decent job
- i like sports
1 Comments:
since when does your desi ass know what an open bar is
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